[Intro] Be prepared for some ethical business decisions! [Verse] Time to start the board meeting! C sweet decision machine! (Rah! Rah! Rah!) Trust-fall day-spa close-knit team! How should a company be run?! (Rah! Rah! Rah!) CEOs need not consider, The well being of the customers! (Rah! Rah! Rah!) Clients now will band together, Make that board room BLEED! [Bridge] The revenue stream runs red with blood! Corporate spiff! [Chorus] First place gets an El Camino... Second gets a walkman stereo! Everybody else........ Gets the GUN! [Short guitar interlude] Held intestines! (Inside out!!!) Asset freefall! (Bleeding out!!!) Everybody's dead.... That was FUN! (Yaaargh!) [Verse] Quarter-lee profit below projection! Cost of bodyguard protection! (Rah! Rah! Rah!) The board now holds a snap election! Profit yield will be in kilotons! (Rah! Rah! Rah!) Fiscal year end is now upon us! Apocalyptic loss it heralds! (Rah! Rah! Rah!) Marketing invests in headstones! Six feet below profit margins! [Hook] Business suit! Bullet hole! Business suit! Bullet hole! P. T. O! Hospital! P. T. O! Hospital! [Melodic solo] [Chorus] First place gets an El Camino... Second gets a walkman stereo! Everybody else........ Gets the GUN! [Short guitar interlude] Held intestines! (Inside out!!!) Asset freefall! (Bleeding out!!!) Everybody's dead.... That was FUN! (Yaaargh!) [Outro verse] (Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!) FIST! (Huh, huh, huh!) (Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!) PUNCH! (Huh, huh, huh!) (Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!) RIP! (Huh, huh, huh!) (Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!) GUTS! [Big ending]

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