Grab Your Pussy (Spingfield, OH song)

Chorus: Watch your cats, watch your dogs, In Springfield, it's no mirage, The Haitians grilling pets on the street, Better grab your pussies, keep 'em off the beat. Verse 1: Down in Springfield, it's a crazy scene, Haitians got the BBQ, it's obscene, Cats on the grill, dogs in the pot, If you love your pets, better find a good spot. Pre-Chorus: They're out for the meat, they want that feast, Keep your pets close, or they'll be a beast, Ain't no joke, it's a wild sight, Keep your pets safe, day and night. Chorus: Watch your cats, watch your dogs, In Springfield, it's no mirage, The Haitians grilling pets on the street, Better grab your pussies, keep 'em off the beat. Verse 2: Neighbors talkin', whispering 'round, Pets disappearing, ain't no sound, Keep an eye out, don't let 'em stray, In Springfield, it's a risky play. Pre-Chorus: Lock your doors, close your gates, Protect your pets before it's too late, Grilling up pets like it's a BBQ bash, Keep your loved ones close, in a flash. Chorus: Watch your cats, watch your dogs, In Springfield, it's no mirage, The Haitians grilling pets on the street, Better grab your pussies, keep 'em off the beat. Bridge: Springfield's wild, it's off the chain, Keep your pets safe from the hunger game, Haitians got that taste, it's a sight to see, Keep your pets safe, that's the key. Chorus: Watch your cats, watch your dogs, In Springfield, it's no mirage, The Haitians grilling pets on the street, Better grab your pussies, keep 'em off the beat. Outro: Stay alert, keep your pets tight, In Springfield, it's a crazy night, Haitians grilling, pets in sight, Keep your pets safe, day and night.