[Intro] Aw yeah baby This one’s for the Boys I’m about to drop some real relatable shit on yah You don’t even know, son So gather ‘round the fire here Finish yer beers and grab a new one If you’re pissin’ or shittin’, cut it short I need a lil bitta participation on the chorus You’ll just gotta say “Better Believe It” after everything I say You’ll feel it out Buckle up, shows ‘bout to start [Verse 1] Coming on strong A rumblin’ fart in the works The tummy quake kept on I knew there were gonna be turds Went to go drown a brown snake Finished up, ready to wipe Off to the races, at halfway Knew it was there, can’t deny [Pre-Chorus] It was my wife’s hair, again How the hell did it get there, man? I can’t begin to understand I’ll be out in the field, every day, And pull at least one strand [Chorus] Ohhhhh Pullin’ one wrapped ‘round the balls (Better Believe it!) Pullin’ two out at church (Better Believe it!) Oh my goodness me, I’m Pullin’ threes Sometimes these fuckers hurt (Better Believe it!) Collectin’ four straight from the crack (Better Believe it!) Collectin’ five, feelin’ misunderstood (Better Believe it!) I don’t mind the easy fixes, dear god I’m Pullin’ sixes Sometimes it feels kinda good (Better Believe it!) [Verse 2] Thought you’d pick an easy wedgie Now you’re gonna have to go inside My buddy caught me last time I wanted to just die He ain’t got a girl yet So he don’t get it It’s just a way of life No, I ain’t kiddin’ Went to the store To get my weekly fixin’s Felt a timid tickle From inside muh britches I didn’t even bother Rode this one out I knew what it was No space for doubt, brother [Pre-Chorus] It was my wife’s hair, again How the hell did it get there, man? I can’t begin to understand I’ll be out in the field, every day, And pull at least one strand [Chorus] Ohhhhh Pullin’ one wrapped ‘round the balls (Better Believe it!) Pullin’ two out at church (Better Believe it!) Oh my goodness me, I’m Pullin’ threes Sometimes these fuckers hurt (Better Believe it!) Collectin’ four straight from the crack (Better Believe it!) Collectin’ five, feelin’ misunderstood (Better Believe it!) I don’t mind the easy fixes, dear god I’m Pullin’ sixes Sometimes it feels kinda good (Better Believe it!) [Outro] Yeah some are long Some are shurt Some feel good But others hurt Don’t matter where yah go You will find one Most of the time it ain’t, But it can be fun Yeah some are long Some are shurt Some feel good But others hurt Don’t matter where yah go You will find one Most of the time it ain’t, But it can be fun Yeah some are long Some are shurt Some feel good But others hurt Don’t matter where yah go You will find one Most of the time it ain’t, But it can be fun Yeah some are long Some are shurt Some feel good But others hurt Don’t matter where yah go You will find one Most of the time it ain’t, BUT IT CAAAN BEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUN [4 Measure Instrumental Outro]