Married to My Phone

[Intro] I'm married to my phone [Verse 1] It takes my money Doesn't like when I'm funny It asks who I'm with every day [Verse 2] Tells me when I can speak And hints that I reek (Old Spice ad) It constantly asks me to pay [Chorus] Shows me crap I don't want Like a reverse savant Predicting what I want to say (autoreject) Just go away! [Keyboard solo] [Verse 3] Plans all of my days As if I have no say Tells me I need shit 'cause I'm gray! (Just for Men ad) [Verse 4] Watching my every move Showing me images of the Louvre Suggesting that I just might be gay [Keyboard solo] [Interlude] All the spam calls All the spam ads Interrupting my work To show me some girl twerk Cutting off the song Before it is done At times I want to throw it away [Outro, soft] Cuts off my family A fucking ad for Grammarly? Goddam it wants to control me every way! Shaming me Blaming me Gone so far as naming me I'm married to my phone [Keyboard solo] [Fade out with piano] [End]