A beautiful day near the ocean again Wet salty hair and a hot sexy tan. I step through the doorway, good to be back at home You spread on the floor, where the hell'd you come from!?! So we meet yet again, random beach sand and me Thought I had you all, I scrubbed furiously! When I hop into bed, there you are, yet again How can something so right, be so annoyingly bad! (Chorus) Mysterious sand, share your secret with me Which sacred dimension you transported to be! You go into places even lovers won't go A coarse, silky temptress. Your mysterious flow. This love isn't healthy, what you're doing to me One of these days I hope you'll just let me be I thought that I left the beach so long ago But it seems to have followed me to my own home Onto my bed sheets, and all through the house All through my wardrobe and all over my blouse Under the table and on top of the cat All of this beach sand, is driving me mad! Was it worth it? I hear you say You can't visit the beach without feeling some pain The water is cold, and the salt stings your eyes The sun burns your skin, if that's a surprise. But I live for the moment, I live in the now Now I'm surrounded with sand that someone else can clean up. (Chorus) Mysterious sand, share your secret with me Which sacred dimension you transported to be. You go into places even lovers won't go A coarse, silky temptress. Your mysterious flow. This love isn't healthy, what you're doing to me One of these days I hope you'll just let me be