[VERSE - MALE VOCALS] Welcome, dear guests, to the HighTime Hotel, Where luxury and style cast their spell! The finest place you’ll ever stay, Where I, Martin, will lead the way! A night to remember, a stay of pure class, Under my rule, we’ll make lots of cash! It’s paradise wrapped in hotel walls, Where everyone’s a VIP—oh, hear my calls! [CHORUS - FEMALE VOCALS] Welcome to the HighTime, come in, unwind! With five-star service, of the rarest kind. Every need catered, every drink poured, At a price, of course—you’ll never be bored! Yes, here at the HighTime, you’re in for a treat, So loosen up, relax, and take a seat! [VERSE - FEMALE VOCALS] Scrubbing and cleaning, all day long, But don’t look too close, or you’ll see what’s wrong. A five-star stay on a one-star wage, Where every day I’m on the stage. Oh, Martin says we’re first-class fare, But I see the cracks—everywhere! So, smile and wave, just play the part, While he runs the game, we’re in from the start. [CHORUS - FEMALE VOCALS] Welcome to the HighTime, come in, unwind! With five-star service, of the rarest kind. Every need catered, every drink poured, MARTIN: And I’ll add a few charges you can’t afford. Yes, here at the HighTime, don’t look behind the door, 'Cause the sparkle is only on the floor! [VERSE - FEMALE VOCALS] I greet every guest with my brightest smile, Pretend it’s glam, though it’s far from style. But this place’ll do, ‘til I hit it big, For now, it’s phone calls and name tags, and dance gigs! Oh, I’m dreaming of stages, lights, and cheers, Not this dingy desk with fake chandeliers! But until I’m out, I’ll play along, At HighTime Hotel, where I don’t belong. [CHORUS - FEMALE VOCALS] Welcome to the HighTime, come in, unwind! With five-star service, of the rarest kind. Every smile a promise, every price a shock, MARTIN: Don’t worry, you’ll pay a little more for the locks! Oh, here at the HighTime, just enjoy the ride, And don’t ask questions—there’s nowhere to hide. [BRIDGE (Spoken Dialogue)} MARTIN: So, Tim, have you got those drinks with a little… extra? TIM: You know it, boss. The “special blend!” MARTIN: Perfect. Our guests are here to spend, spend, spend! ENSEMBLE: Behind every curtain, a hidden fee, Where "luxury" meets our “hospitality!” But keep it under wraps, don’t let them see, They’re paying for the show—don’t look at me! [CHORUS - FEMALE VOCALS] Welcome to the HighTime, step right up! Every sip, every service, fills the cup! Your dream stay awaits, though we may bluff, At HighTime Hotel, just don’t look too tough. Yes, here at the HighTime, where schemes are set, It’s the best of the worst—your best bet yet! [FEMALE VOCAL] I greet every guest with my brightest smile, Pretend it’s glam, though it’s far from style. But this place’ll do, ‘til I hit it big, For now, it’s phone calls and name tags, and dance gigs! Oh, I’m dreaming of stages, lights, and cheers, Not this dingy desk with fake chandeliers! But until I’m out, I’ll play along, At HighTime Hotel, where I don’t belong. [CHORUS - ALL] Welcome to the HighTime, come in, unwind! With five-star service, of the rarest kind. Every smile a promise, every price a shock, Don’t worry, you’ll pay a little more for the locks! Oh, here at the HighTime, just enjoy the ride, And don’t ask questions—there’s nowhere to hide. [BRIDGE] [MALE VOCALIST] So, Tim, have you got those drinks with a little… extra? You know it, boss. The “special blend!” Perfect. Our guests are here to spend, spend, spend! [ALL] Behind every curtain, a hidden fee, Where "luxury" meets our “hospitality!” But keep it under wraps, don’t let them see, They’re paying for the show—don’t look at me! [FINAL CHORUS - ALL] Welcome to the HighTime, step right up! Every sip, every service, fills the cup! Your dream stay awaits, though we may bluff, At HighTime Hotel, just don’t look too tough. Yes, here at the HighTime, where schemes are set, It’s the best of the worst—your best bet yet!