Screw This Trip

[Intro] Oh no… it’s that time again… The dumbass field trip… [Verse] Man, I can’t dodge this crap, It’s locked in, I’m trapped. Suitcase sittin’ in the corner, Lookin’ at me like, "Yo, pack!" But why tho?! Who’s gonna do my daily grind? Who’s collecting my login prize?! Not me! Nope, not today— I’ll be stuck in a car, on a train, on a plane. [Chorus] WHY?! WHY AM I HERE?! I JUST WANNA DISAPPEAR! WHO?! WHO PLANNED THIS TRIP?! SOME TEAM-BUILDING BULLSHIT! [Verse 2] And now I gotta share a room?! With some dude I barely knew?! Same damn school for two whole years, And now we’re "friends"—nah, that’s weird. So it’s just me and my 3DS, Mario, bro, you’re still the best. Three days, three nights, trapped inside, And some teacher’s yellin’, "C'mon, have a good time!" [Chorus WHY?! WHY AM I HERE?! I JUST WANNA DISAPPEAR! WHO?! WHO PLANNED THIS TRIP?! SOME TEAM-BUILDING BULLSHIT! [Bridge] Yeah, let’s all bond in the middle of nowhere… “Make memories,” “Get out there!” How ‘bout no? I’m good, I swear. [Breakdown] Three days… Three nights… Fake fun… Fake hype… Team spirit? Yeah, right. I JUST WANNA STAY ONLINE! [Final Chorus] WHY?! WHY AM I HERE?! I JUST WANNA DISAPPEAR! WHO?! WHO PLANNED THIS TRIP?! SOME TEAM-BUILDING BULLSHIT! [Outro] [laughs, glitchy echoes] Screw this trip… See ya, Mario… we suffer together…