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Andy’s Bum Leg Blues

October 6, 2024 at 11:09 PMv3.5

[Verse] Andy’s got a leg it don’t work right no how Drags it like a weight oh it stinks like a cow Stumbling down the street with a limp and a scowl Folks ducking when he’s near cause they can’t stand the smell now [Verse 2] Rotten to the core yeah it’s turning all green Might as well be gone cause it’s nothing but mean Everywhere he goes leaves a trail so unclean Andy’s leg’s a curse yeah it’s downright obscene [Chorus] Oh Andy oh Andy what a pitiful scene Bum leg dragging behind like a bad drunken dream You can beg you can scream but that leg’s just obscene Oh Andy oh Andy why you smell so unclean [Verse 3] Neighbors all said “kid that leg’s gotta go” But Andy just grinned said he loves it so Calls it Mr. Stanky like some weird creepy show People holding their breaths praying he doesn’t slow [Bridge] Dreams of dancing days they’re all long gone Now he limps around town like a haunted old song Smelling up the evening as the folks just move along Andy and his bum leg it’s a tale gone wrong [Chorus] Oh Andy oh Andy what a pitiful scene Bum leg dragging behind like a ghost from a dream You can beg you can scream but that leg’s just obscene Oh Andy oh Andy why you smell so unclean

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