Racquetball Rhonda

[VERSE] Get off the court boys or you're gonna get bent OVER!!! Struttin' in with style is Raquetball RHONDA!!! The queen of the court, wrote the book on how to WIN! She doesn't need to talk 'cuz she's speakin' with her SWINGIN'! I watched some dude once say that girls could not be STRONG, Rhonda put down her boombox, I knew she'd prove 'em WRONG! Rhonda laughed and tossed her hair then aimed a perfect SHOT, Her ball screamed off the wall then HIT THEM RIGHT IN THE DONG! [Short interlude] [Chorus] No one can handle balls like Raquetball RON-DA!!! Predictin' all ya SHOTS then sends 'em right back TO-YA! When it comes to balls she's the NUMBER ONE FONDLER! Raquetball Rhonda is gonna be a STAR!! [Bridge male voice] "We love you Rhonda!!!" [Verse] Rhonda looks small but she's a power BEAST! Every time you serve Rhonda sends it back with EASE!!! She's a graceful lady who moves just like a DANCER!!! If you play against her you're in hell but watching her is HEAVEN! She don't wear no goggles because Rhonda ain't no FOO, See her in the gym, boys? (Hahaha....) She benches more than YOU!!! (OHHHhhh!!!) [Bridge male voice] "Looking swole Rhonda!" [Chorus] No one can handle balls like Raquetball RON-DA!!! Predictin' all ya SHOTS then sends 'em right back TO-YA! When it comes to balls she's the NUMBER ONE FONDLER! Raquetball Rhonda is gonna be a STAR!! [Verse increase song key half step] I don't know how Rhonda plays while wearing Jingko JEANS, I've never seen her sweaty, Rhonda smells so fresh and CLEAN! Pickleball Paula says that Rhonda is all show, But we don't listen to her 'cuz she's such a fuckin' HO! The ugly truth is she's just plain and also kinda boring, While Rhonda is exciting and she's always fucking scoring! [Short interlude] [Verse] Raquetball RHONDA has amazed us all! Triangulating perfect shots that bounce off every wall! She keeps on her glasses so that you can't see her eyes, When she beats you down you'll want to die inside! You can never be as good as her so please do not attempt it, Raquetball RHONDA, girl, you fucking nailed it! [Chorus] No one can handle balls like Raquetball RON-DA!!! Predictin' all ya SHOTS then sends 'em right back TO-YA! When it comes to balls she's the NUMBER ONE FONDLER! Raquetball Rhonda is gonna be a STAR!! [Bridge male voice] "We RESPECT you, Rhonda!" [Fade to end]