Roller Kung Fu Fever (A Disco Battle of Love)

[Intro: Dramatic strings with funk bass entering, Spoken with sultry tone] Welcome to the Roller Disco Dojo Baby, I'm about to show you some precise positions [Verse 1: Smooth funk groove] Eight wheels of thunder beneath my feet At the disco dojo where warriors meet Got my polyester suit, stretched so tight Making all the roller ninjas start a fight (You know they wanna fight) Like Bruce Lee in platforms, I'm a disco beast [Horn hit] (Whatcha gonna do about that?) [Pre-Chorus: Building intensity with synth swells] Then I saw you glide across the floor Your roundhouse spins had me begging for more Your spinning kick made my heart go boom Now we're generating heat in this mushroom room [Chorus: Full band explosion, horn hits] Roller Kung Fu Fever! [Vocoder backing] (R-r-r-roller Kung Fu-u-u) Got me burning like a disco weaver Your kung fu grip's got me in a daze [Vocoder harmony] (In-a-daze-daze-daze) While your roller moves set my heart ablaze (Setting hearts ablaze, oh baby) [Verse 2: Funky breakdown, prominent wah-wah guitar] You're a disco ninja with perfect form Your figure-eight skates make my blood run warm Your dragon style's got me hypnotized Like a disco ball, you've crystallized (Rolling, rolling, can't stop rolling) [Bridge: Heavy four-on-the-floor beat] [Vocoder section] Your moves are systematic Our love is automatic This groove is hypnotic Let's get robotic [Vocoder announcement] Initiating love sequence... [Build-up: Increasing intensity] Spinning faster (faster-faster) Getting stronger (stronger-stronger) Your moves are danger (danger-danger) [Robot voice] (Temperature rising beyond recommended levels) [Final Chorus: Full intensity with layered harmonies] Roller Kung Fu Fever! (Now I'm such a believer) Your moves have made me so weak (Every time that you speak) Roller Kung Fu Fever! Lost all my self-control Your martial arts of love have captured my soul [Vocoder echo] (Soul-soul-captured my soul) [Outro: Funk groove fading] [Whispered] In the disco dojo, love is the ultimate move... [Vocoder failing effect] System overload... too... much... groove... [Sound effect: Kung fu impact]