[Break] [Verse] I'm ill. i'm queasy. Am i going home or will she please me. I'm sat on her bed its half past 10, Cant listen to her talk about mood rings again [Pre-Chorus] Now she’s burning incense, smellin’ like mold, Said she’s 27, but she’s lookin’ real old. I've been here all day, she's looking real rough my patter and jokes just not good enough Says I’m too distant, I don’t engage, Goin’ on ‘bout star signs, chakras, and fate, Babe, i didnt wanna say I'll just admit, im here to get laid. [Break] [Chorus] Talkin’ in riddles, chatting all mad Blamin’ the moon for why she’s this bad. Waved some crystals, said I need healing, Girl, what I need is a taxi this evening. [Verse 2] Pulls out the tarot cards, flippin’ ‘em slick Told me my future and that it ends real quick Said I’m a Leo, got some passion inside, I really dont care im losing my mind [Pre-Chorus] Blue colour crystal, says it’s for luck, But this bitch still broke, so what the f***? Said she’s a witch, but its something i knew Yeah, I clocked that from the vegan food [Break] [Chorus] (Oh no) She’s burnin’ sage, (Oh no) Says I can be saved (Oh no) Now she’s blockin’ my way, I fake a phone call—"Police, they're on their way" [Outro] Mood rings again… nah, nah, nah. Stars in the sky… blah, blah, blah. She’s doin’ a spell, dancin’ like mad, I’m jumpin’ the fence, and calling a cab.