The Perils of Heyan

(Verse 1) Oh, Ryan packed his bags, said, "I'm off to see the world!" Tried a poofy hairstyle, but the humidity swirled Landed in Brazil, found a fruit so rare Days went by, then he cried, "I can’t feel my tongue, I swear!" (Chorus) Oh, the perils of Heyan, a traveler so bold Adventure calls, but danger unfolds! From Rio to Bangkok, New York to DaNang If there’s trouble to be found, he won’t take long! (Verse 2) In Búzios, his birthday started with cheer Then bad lobster struck—he spent it on the rear While friends drank caipirinhas, dancing all night Ryan moaned, "I just want my stomach to feel right!" (Verse 3) Survived two hurricanes, Florida winds howled Tucked in his room while the storm clouds growled Nature tried, but he’s still alive Chaos follows, yet he continues to thrive! (Chorus) Oh, the perils of Heyan, a traveler so bold Adventure calls, but danger unfolds! From Rio to Bangkok, New York to DaNang If there’s trouble to be found, he won’t take long! (Verse 4) Upstate New York, on Dave's e-bike he flew One brake was janky, but what could he do? Adjusting his hat, mid-ride and carefree Then bam! He crashed—pure dumb destiny (Verse 5) In Bangkok, he cried, "I can't breathe this air!" Bought five face masks, and a helmet to wear Refused motorbikes, "I'll take a car instead!" Even if it meant twice the time and baking inside (Verse 6) DaNang was fine, till things went wrong One crown jewel swelled—it felt so wrong! Doctor said, "Don’t worry, you’ll be just fine," But the bill came back—"A million Dong?! Are you out of your mind?!" (Bridge) But through it all, there’s one by his side Bella, his love, his beautiful guide She holds his hand when he’s pale and weak And tells him, "Babe, it's just fruit—your tongue will unfreeze!" (Chorus) Oh, the perils of Heyan, a traveler so bold Adventure calls, but danger unfolds! From Rio to Bangkok, New York to DaNang If there’s trouble to be found, he won’t take long! (Outro) Through all the chaos, through all the fear His friends just laugh and buy him some wine We tell him, "Heyan, don’t be so stressed! You’re still alive... more or less!"