An egg in these trying times

Frank’s the man with the wildest schemes, Livin' in filth but chasing dreams, From the sewers to the bar, he roams, Creating chaos, calling Philly home. Started with a toe knife, digging deep, Lives in squalor, can't get no sleep, Frank’s always plotting, got plans galore, Like turning Paddy’s into a sweatshop store. He once dated a queen named Shadynasty, In her world, he lived so fancy, But Frank, he’s always on the run, Schemes and chaos are his kind of fun. Frank’s wild schemes, oh, they never end, He’ll sell fake goods, he’ll betray a friend, In the sewers, in the bar, wherever he goes, Frank Reynolds is running the show! Remember the time he sold fake meats, Or when he scammed people on the streets? Bought himself a gun to get his way, Frank's the kind of guy who doesn’t play. He’s a warthog, living for the thrill, Always chasing the next big deal, With Shadynasty, he played it cool, But Frank’s a hustler, that’s his golden rule. Frank’s wild schemes, oh, they never end, He’ll sell fake goods, he’ll betray a friend, In the sewers, in the bar, wherever he goes, Frank Reynolds is running the show! From owning sweatshops to selling snake oil, Frank's always knee-deep in the toil, He'll dumpster dive and scheme all night, Frank Reynolds, man, he’s out of sight! Frank’s wild schemes, oh, they never end, He’ll sell fake goods, he’ll betray a friend, In the sewers, in the bar, wherever he goes, Frank Reynolds is running the show! So when you see him coming your way, Better watch out, 'cause Frank don’t play, With Shadynasty or without, Frank’s schemes are what it's all about!