My Week From Hell-O

*(Verse 1)* Oh Monday morning, what a sight, My car said *"Nope, I quit tonight!"* Now I’m walking, life’s so sweet, Blistered feet and sore defeat! *(Pre-Chorus)* Then my kid, oh what a champ, Decided gravity’s a scam! Off to ER, what a show, "Just a scratch!" (…X-rays say *"No…"*) *(Chorus)* It’s my week from HELL-O, Everything’s a mess-o! Asked for more cash—boss said *"Bye!"* Now I’m laughing (…or I’ll cry!) Oh, I’m zen-like, calm, and wise… *(whispers)* *(Lies. All lies.)* *(Verse 2)* Tuesday came with *extra spite*, Colleagues hissed *"How dare you fight? For more money? In this economy?!"* Now they’re side-eyeing *violently*… *(Bridge – Fake Deep Breath)* *"I find joy in little things!"* *(…like strangers yelling at their rings…)* *"Peace within! No storms inside!"* *(…while I scream into my pie…)* *(Chorus – Even Louder!)* It’s my week from HELL-O, Karma’s got a vendetta! Car’s dead, kid’s half a cast, Boss thinks I’m *"greedy trash"*— But I’m *~zen~* (…help me fast…) *(Outro – Muttering)* Next week’s goal? *Stay in bed.* Or move planets. *Mars sounds rad.* Send me luck… or send me wine… *(or a time machine. That’s fine.)* *(Outro – Muttering)* Next week’s goal? *Stay in bed.* Or move planets. *Mars sounds rad.* Send me luck… or send me wine… *(or a time machine. That’s fine.)* ___&♥️