(Singering character: Chandler!) (I'm gonna say this is the canon version of Chandler's (Chan-Chan) side. The alt is the other one! In other news, I wish I'd used that pre-chorus more... Ah well.) (Edit: To any and all listeners! Between this and the other version, which do you prefer? If there is a clear superior I might just make it the canon instead.) [Intro- Cold, distant, harsh, stripped instruments] (Ugh, you.) I don't know how you found me. Still, your audacity astounds me. You say parental love will surround me? Please. [Pause. Bluntly] I'd prefer you drowned me. [Verse 1- Firmer, anger bleeding through] You know, I think you've hit a new low. I wish you would just leave. But nooooooo. You want me to trust and believe. Trust what? That you're finally feeling shame? I wanted to forget your name! You dare act as if it could EVER be the same! [Bridge- muffled, distant] From the night I was bitten, Your heart turned cold as snow. My abandonment was written. (Tch!) Really, you should go. [Pre chorus- gritted out, prepping for a beat drop.] So no. I won't accept your apology. Call it my indisputable policy. [Chorus- Strong, harsh, shouted, heavy bass.] You didn't want me as a daughter! Left me as a lamb for the slaughter! I would call you a marauder! You belong in muddy water! [Screamed] You don't deserve to be my father! [Verse 2- Less shouty, still harsh, dismissive, more focus on vocals.] You say you've got a "cure"? (Such overconfidence!) You're certain it would work, you're so, so sure. But oh the arrogance! Did you just ASSUME I want one!? (Of course you did.) You honestly can't understand? My need for treatment is NONE. This power, it is in MY hand. [Pre Bridge- fuming, seething, acapella, vocals only] I've tamed all my urges! (These fangs are mine alone.) I've defeated the inner beast! (This strength is mine to own.) I've survived any scourges! And now! Yes, NOW! The struggle has ceased! [Bridge, shrieked as the instruments begin to start.] You're a scamp of a sire! And I, I am a VAMPIRE! [Final chorus- Furious, no composure, thicker accent, dramatic, fast, screamed, sometimes using full-on Russian] (Уходи!) You didn't want me as a daughter! (Уходи!) Left me as THE lamb for the slaughter! (Уходи!) I SHALL call you a marauder! (Уходи!) You belong in muddy water! (Уходи! Уходи! Уходи!) YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE MY FATHER!