
#5 Presidential Apprentice Squid Game (Remastered)

# THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE - Episode 5: "Squid Game Summit" PREVIOUSLY ON THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE: After surviving pie-making chaos in Episode 1, Fear Factor challenges in Episode 2, Survivor-style tribal councils in Episode 3, and Spicer's infamous crowd-counting meltdown in Episode 4, our remaining candidates face their most internationally precarious challenge yet: turning US-China relations into a children's game show, because why not? EPISODE SYNOPSIS: The episode opens with Trump Tower, still covered in inauguration crowd counting equipment from last week, now bathed in sinister pink and green lighting. The giant "PERIOD!" banner from Spicer's Episode 4 counting triumph has been replaced with a massive red light/green light doll wearing both a MAGA hat and Spicer's now-iconic "Period!" button. THE SURVIVING PLAYERS: Team America (Looking haggard after four episodes of chaos): - Pete Hegseth (Still picking confetti from Episode 4's crowd count celebration) - Matt Gaetz (Expert at games after calculating alternative attendance numbers) - Tulsi Gabbard (Using Episode 3's Survivor skills for strategy) - Marco Rubio (Installed water fountains everywhere after four episodes of dehydration) Chinese Delegation (Wondering why they agreed to this): - Officials who watched previous episodes and came prepared with calculators - Trade negotiators still confused by Episode 1's pie accounting - One guy who survived his own country's game show and looks unimpressed THE GAMES: 1. "Red Light, Trade Deal Light" - Course includes obstacles from all previous episodes: - Must dodge Episode 2's Fear Factor snakes - Navigate through Episode 3's Survivor tribal council set - Avoid Episode 4's crowd counting equipment - Carry pies from Episode 1 while running 2. "Tug of Trade War" - Rope made from combined materials: - Episode 1's pie shop aprons - Episode 2's Fear Factor safety equipment - Episode 3's Survivor buffs - Episode 4's counting clickers 3. "Marble Economics" - Players must guess which episode had highest ratings - Marbles counted using Spicer's Episode 4 methodology - Each marble represents "alternative facts" from previous episodes 4. "Glass Bridge of Failed Campaign Promises" - Each panel contains scenes from previous episodes - Must avoid stepping on any previous episode's controversies - Biden crosses while recapping all previous episodes' stories about Scranton DRAMATIC MOMENTS: - Trump arrives in Front Man costume made from gold-plated Survivor immunity idols - Chinese delegation reviews footage of previous episodes for strategy - Bernie Sanders leads protest combining all previous episode causes - Sean Spicer breaks down trying to count players in multiple languages KEY QUOTES: Trump: "After four episodes, nobody knows games like me. Nobody." Chinese Official: "We watched the pie episode. We're concerned." Rubio: "Let me explain this like I explained the pies..." (drinks water f

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