(Verse 1) In a little town, on a Saturday night, There's a rumble in the ring, under the floodlights. It's a fundraiser like no other, gotta see it to believe, Midgets and chickens, ready to achieve. (Chorus) It's a wrestling match, with a twist you see, Midgets and chickens, as far as the eye can see. In this ring of chaos, anything goes, Midgets flying high, and chickens in rows. (Verse 2) The midgets are nimble, the chickens are quick, In this showdown of the century, who will stick? The crowd's going wild, cheering for their champ, As midgets and chickens collide, with a stamp. (Chorus) It's a wrestling match, with a twist you see, Midgets and chickens, as far as the eye can see. In this ring of chaos, anything goes, Midgets flying high, and chickens in rows. (Bridge) There's feathers in the air, and midgets on the ground, But in this crazy spectacle, nobody's down. It's all in good fun, for a worthy cause, As midgets and chickens, break all the laws. (Chorus) It's a wrestling match, with a twist you see, Midgets and chickens, as far as the eye can see. In this ring of chaos, anything goes, Midgets flying high, and chickens in rows. (Outro) So if you ever find yourself in need of a laugh, Come on down to the ring, and forget the iffraff. With midgets and chickens, putting on a show, You'll leave with a smile, and memories to stow.