Elastic Waist Christmas

[Intro] Yo, it’s that time of year, bring the turkey and ham, I came dressed to feast—better move over, fam'! No belt, no buttons, no squeezing, no shame, In my stretchy-waist pants, I'm winning this game. [Verse 1] Cookies, pies, and a gravy river, Pass me the rolls—I’m a holiday winner. Granny said, “Honey, have seconds and thirds!” So I hit that buffet like a feasting nerd. Turkey? Stuffing? Yes, I’ll take both. Pants got room—baby, that's my oath. Don’t need Spanx, I’m spandex proud, A waistband so stretchy that my belly won’t crowd. [Chorus] Elastic waist, it’s my holiday vibe, Feasting all night, let the waistband slide. Casseroles, desserts, and the cranberry sauce— If you ain't stretchin',that’s your loss! [Verse 2] Aunt Carol’s judging, says, “No shame at all?” But I’m too busy munchin’ on cheese balls. Cousins in skinny jeans looking so stressed, I’m on plate number five, staying blessed, not pressed. "Calories don't count when it's Christmas!" I say, Elastic waist pants save the holiday! Eggnog flowin’, I'm feelin' so nice, Passed out on the couch? That’s a foodie’s paradise. [spoken] Nap time! [music interlude] [Bridge] So here’s my advice for the holiday crew: Forget lookin’ cute—comfort’s the move. Jeans are too tight, don’t make that mistake, Elastic waist pants—give your belly a break! [Chorus] Elastic waist, it’s my holiday vibe, Feasting all night, let the waistband slide. Casseroles, desserts, and the cranberry sauce— If you ain't stretchin',that’s your loss! [Outro] From turkey to pie, I’m here for it all, In elastic waist pants, I stand tall. New Year’s diet? Yeah, that’s next week— But right now it’s Christmas, and I’m on a streak!