Unwrap the surprises.

Verse 1: Aunt Sue's Waffle Iron Aunt Sue came by with a twinkle in her eye, A gift-wrapped box, and I couldn’t deny, She said, “You’ll love this, it’s just what you need,” But a waffle iron? I don’t even eat wheat! She smiled so wide as I forced a grin, Imagining pancakes I’ll never begin. Now it sits in my cupboard, collecting dust, Aunt Sue, next time, just send me a bus! Chorus Thanks for the gifts, though they don’t quite fit, Thanks for the thought, but I’m baffled by it. (Repeat) Verse 2: Uncle Bob's Fishing Rod Uncle Bob showed up with a rod and a reel, He said, “Catch your dinner, now that’s a good deal!” But I live in the city, where’s the nearest lake? The only fish I see are at the sushi place. He went on and on about the one that got away, While I wondered what I’d do with this gear every day. So now it’s a coat rack, in my hallway at least, Uncle Bob, next time, maybe a feast? Chorus Thanks for the gifts, though they don’t quite fit, Thanks for the thought, but I’m baffled by it. (Repeat) Verse 3: Cousin Jill's Fancy Blender Cousin Jill brought over a box so grand, She said, “This blender will make your meals so bland!” But cooking’s not my thing; I order out, Now this blender’s the gadget I can’t live without? It whirs and it chops, and it makes such a sound, But I just wish I knew how to use it around. Now it’s a doorstop, heavy and strong, Cousin Jill, next time, maybe a song? Chorus Thanks for the gifts, though they don’t quite fit, Thanks for the thought, but I’m baffled by it. (Repeat)