Lynda, The Pirate Queen at 60

Verse 1: Sixty years upon the waves Two dozen ships sent to their graves Captain Lynda's got her gold But lately feels she's getting old (Crew: Getting old!) Chorus: Oh, what's a pirate queen to do? When retirement's long overdue Still sharp as any cutlass blade But wondering if it's time to fade (Crew: Never fade!) Verse 2: Young pirates call her "Ancient One" (Though she's still having all the fun) Her parrot's got arthritis now And reading maps makes her eyebrows frown (Crew: How she frowns!) Bridge: But there's a princess waiting in the wings Learning all those pirate things Maybe it's time to pass the crown But not before one last town to burn down! Final Chorus: So here's to Lynda, sixty years Raising mugs of grog and cheers The fiercest queen the seas have known With treasures that would shame the throne! (Crew: YARRR!)