[spoken word] HEY there, everybody! my name's Mister Tridds! and this my song! [verse 1] ohh, hey pal! I got quite a taste! if you think otherwise, then talk to the paste! oh come on now, I mean no harm! now let's all go down to my Dingdong farm! YIPPEEEE! welcome kids, to my Dingdong farm! here, I can cook you some chicken and parm! oh wait, don't go there, you silly kids! you don't want to know what's in my basement... [instrumental interlude] come look, over here! my onion art, you'll shed a tear! look at my sheep, give them a sheer! sharp objects are nothing to fear! [spoken word] uh... where'd ya go? [instrumental interlude] [verse 2] Hey wait! Hey kids! Come back! you haven't even seen the corn cob track! no wait! not there! trust me! don't go in my basement, you don't wanna- [pause] see... [verse 3] now, look what you did. you looked in my basement. now I'll have to give your necks a slitting treatment! well-oh-well! goodnight you kids! I hope you had fun with good ol' Mister Tridds!