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BikeLove

February 15, 2025 at 1:12 AMv4

Well, hello there. I was taking a solo spin and I noticed you from behind, and I must say, WOW, your equipment is mighty impressive. If I could afford it, I'd get my legs around a top tube like that. How much would I need to shell out to get on a frame like yours and enjoy a stiffer ride? Not that I don't like what I'm mounting at present, but when coming through a hard pull, sometimes my butt just can't take it. I need something that is durable and stiff but gives a little when hitting it hard. You have a little lube I can borrow? I like to drop just a tiny bit of that down into my crank to keep things sliding nicely. I don't need much, as / keep it maintained and lubed nicely on my own. I'm very prepared at all times. I even pack extra tubes because a girl always needs to have a spare one to inflate in case one blows during a deep descent. I've screamed at the top of my lungs on a couple of those descents, bent down low, with my back arched, and my butt as far up as I can get it. It's all in how you position your butt to keep the wind at bay. A blast of head wind can ruin any ride if you don't know how to suck it up and push through it. I packed two tubes into my tight bag this morning, so right now I don't even have room for Gu without risking it oozing out the back. Want to give me a little squirt of yours? You can just hand that full dispenser to me and I'll suck it out the top. mmmm....

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