Midnight Missteps

[Verse 1] Under fancy lights the lobby hummed low The Berkshires gleamed in their midnight glow Checked into paradise with my darling in tow Never thought the strangest tale would unfold [Chorus] In my boxers strolling down the hall Knocking on doors like it's a curtain call Faces peeking out confused or appalled Till my wife cracked the door hey that's our stall [Verse 2] Dreamt I was running chasing stars in the air Turns out reality left me in my underwear A grandmother frowned a man gave a glare I woke up lost without a prayer [Chorus] In my boxers strolling down the hall Knocking on doors like it's a curtain call Faces peeking out confused or appalled Till my wife cracked the door hey that's our stall [Bridge] Breakfast came and I found my seat The room went quiet folks avoided my greet I caught those eyes and my blush turned deep My wife just laughed hey that's life on repeat [Chorus] In my boxers strolling down the hall Knocking on doors like it's a curtain call Faces peeking out confused or appalled Till my wife cracked the door hey that's our stall