erm, ackshally we're Berkeley not UCB

(Verse 1) Oh, we’re the flagship, the original, the one, Our name is shining brighter than the California sun. But some dare to cheapen us, to tear at our esteem, “UCB” they whisper—oh, it makes me want to scream! (Pre-Chorus) We’re not just letters, a brand to dismiss, We’re Cal, we’re Berkeley—so get it like this: The legacy, the prestige, it’s written in gold, But “UCB”? Oh no, that’s too cold! (Chorus) Don’t say “UCB,” it’s not who we are! We’re the heart of the system, the brightest star. Cal, Berkeley, UC Berkeley—we’re the name to know, Say it right, show respect, let that pride overflow! TL:DR: Don’t say “UCB” when referring to Berkeley! (Verse 2) We paved the way for every other UC, Our prestige towers high, as far as the eye can see. To call us by initials, oh, the audacity, Why reduce the crown jewel to anonymity? (Pre-Chorus) Call them Irvine, Riverside, Merced if you must, But for Berkeley, show honor, show trust! We’re not just a campus, we’re a legacy made, Don’t let our brilliance in letters fade! (Chorus) Don’t say “UCB,” it’s not who we are! We’re the heart of the system, the brightest star. Cal, Berkeley, UC Berkeley—we’re the name to know, Say it right, show respect, let that pride overflow! TL:DR: Don’t say “UCB” when referring to Berkeley! (Bridge) Cheapens our brand, oh, it cuts like a knife, We’ve built this prestige with struggle and strife. For the “University of California,” we stand tall, Don’t let “UCB” make us feel small! (Outro) So hear our cry, we’re begging you please, Give Berkeley the respect it’s earned with ease. Cal, Berkeley, UC Berkeley—it’s not hard to see, Just don’t say “UCB,” no, not for me. TL:DR: Don’t say “UCB” when referring to Berkeley!