Dave's Gone ft. Brandon, Dragonmatt81, Psychodave

[Verse 1] [Cameron] Dave taking gummies, laying on his tummy, swinging feet, but something seems funny, ain't heard from hem, how many did he eat. Well this is lame, we're sposed to meet in the game, but Dave ain't saying a thing, why I think it would change, damn shame, week after week, we go to play the game, but dave's asleep! (That's Gay) Working midnight shift, you'd think you would get, used to being up, so sleeping now don't make sense, is it your Kroger trips, your three hour shits, or your early morning Insomnia fits, fix your Chronotype, before we play fortnite, can't keep guessing if your getting on tonight, ( he might ) Don't watch TV tucked in all tight, and laying on your belly can't feel all right, even when you play you just snore in the mic, While we hear your dogs, bark,bite,fart and fight, Dave should be fine, he just gets drunk and high, while, taking clinical trial, Tylenol 5's, maybe he should sleep a little early, maybe when he hears a tweet from a little birdy, But hes a geek and a little nerdy, but he's asleep, wait where wer we, oh yea. Tonight we're gonna play fortnite with dave! (Yea right) [Female Chorus] Laying on his belly, kicking his feet so smelly, Well he, supposed to jump on the game, but he, aint saying a thing, If he, went to sleep, he ain't tell me, so what the hell we, supposed to do, i dont know I guess we're screwed, it don't matter, none of this matters. [VERSE 2 BRANDON] I spent the night with Dave, had to shave cut myself and caught full blown aids. Went to Matt's Ramen noodle candles to cover up the shit from cats, but I wish I didn't see him wearing VR and smell the Beef pack. Asked Cameron for 10 Stephanie seen beat his ass so bad then stabbed him with a pen, hes on an allowance again. Could have bought a PS5, but not sure if i even wanna be alive, I keep my glock cocked praying today's the day somebody wants to die.. Mentally ill, walking backwards after I swallowed 20 pills, hallucinations from no sleep in the back alley beating this junkies ass cause he smiled with no teeth. [Female Chorus] Laying on his belly, kicking his feet so smelly, Well he, supposed to jump on the game, but he, aint saying a thing, If he, went to sleep, he ain't tell me, so what the hell we, supposed to do, i dont know I guess we're screwed, it don't matter, none of this matters. [Verse 3 Matt] Wheres dave? More like wheres Brandon? He was just here. I need to know where we landin’. This fools always making ramen noodles. Probably burnt his beans but it’s ok though. Shits expired and tastes like play-dough. Dave’s in a weed coma, got the Hershey squirts I can’t imagine the aroma. Good thing his dogs won’t leave him alone. Biting his fingers covered in peanut butter. Hope he wakes up before they reach bone. Theres brandon, but he’s always muted. With a dead controller and headset with a spoon on it Finally unmutes mid slurp and burp. I can hear his smoke alarm chirp. Hey guys it’s me Dave I made it tonight . It’s Dave and I’m ready for a fight . Getting victory royales left and right . Grabbed a car and hit the gas . Got 15 eliminations, real fast. You guys thought I’d be asleep you can kiss my ass . So stop trolling, let’s get rolling . Then I wake up and it was just a dream . Then I reach in my pants and I feel cream. I missed the match and fill my pants, I shit. So I type a single message in the chat this is it . Can’t believe I overslept and I hate to admit that I shit . So you know what I fucking quit. [Outro Chorus] Laying on his belly, kicking his feet so smelly, Well he, supposed to jump on the game, but he, aint saying a thing, If he, went to sleep, he ain't tell me, so what the hell we, supposed to do, i dont know I guess we're screwed, it don't matter, none of this matters.