Broke Ass Problems

(HEH heh heh) wut it dew (HA HA ha ha) apparently I have da same pwublem a bwoke as mudda fukka has (HEH HEH heh heh) I’m bwoke a den a egg yolk (HA HA ha ha) imma bwoke ass mu-fukka too n it ain’t no joke (HA HA ha ha) don’t pwovoke, hold up, yaw got a smoke? Ay let me get a cold wawn (heh heh heh heh) even wen I wuz a little I asked my Dad fo a dollaw n he said “a quawta? Wut yaw need a nickel faw?” ((Ha haa haaaaa) Ia little poke at ma sentimental folk hope n to alope wiff dat gentle lap dance aw n voluminous cantaloupes (HA HA ha ha) ample BOOM n bulky just a nutha woe mantic word faw BIG JUGS (heh heh heh heh) if I weren’t so bwoke, I’d be play n stwip polka wiff yo sistah n yo muthaw nothin weeld fwum yo other brudda so bwoke i had to post this joke fwum da library (ha ha ha ha) I am so bwoke i can fart n ma own pocket n still not have a scent OH (heh heh heh heh) I’m so poor, i cant even afford to give a fawk n da homeless donate to ma cawd bawd bawx (HA HA HA ha) I’m so bwoke if I wasn’t a boy I’d have nuttin to play wiff yaw (heh heh heh heh) I’m so bwoke when I worked at bawga king I got da girl fwum dalwee queen pregnant cuz I couldn’t afford to rap my WOP ER (HEH HEH HEH HEH) I’m so bwoke I have to take the twash IN (ha ha ha ha) I’m so poor when I go to K F C I lick other people fingals (HA HA HA HA) I’m so bwoke that whwn people piss in my yawd I thank them faw watering the lawn (ha ha ha haaaa) I’m so bwoke that ma doormat says WELFARE (ha ha ha ha) N I'm broke again n I'm awf ma meds being a complete asshole to ma friends imma bout to rob da pharmacy fo kalana-pins (heh ha heh heh HAAAAA) Im so broke my flying kite is a blow up doll on a rope (I hope my pops doesn’t notice it gone) (ha ha haaa) I’m so bwoke that my address is the thawd alley fwum da Main Street and behind the BIG YELLOW DUMPSTA ((HEH HEH HEH hehhhh) (HEH heh heh)