Fart Attack

It comes with no warning, Out of the blue, It can happen to me, It can happen to you, A medical emergency, An expulsion of gas, It's loud and it's scary, And it's straight from your ass It's a fart attack, You're having a fart attack, Someone call the doctor, Or you'll never come back, From a fart attack, Fart attack Fart attack Fart attack Erupting like a volcano, Your ass firing away, Shooting like a cannon, Your unlucky day, Will help get here in time? It's life or death, Each blast from your ass, Could mean your last breath It's a fart attack, You're having a fart attack, Someone call the doctor, Or you'll never come back, From the fart attack, Fart attack Fart attack Fart attack [instrumental break] It's a fart attack, You're having a fart attack, Someone call the doctor, Or you'll never come back, From the fart attack,