The Turtle Song

[Verse] There once was a turtle Who lived in his shell He thought it was heaven But others thought it was hell [Verse 2] He crawled very slowly He moved very slow He could go anywhere But it would take him a year to get there [Chorus] His friends all laughed at him As they ran by And he'd just sigh [Verse 3] One day A rabbit Raced the turtle to the moon The turtle said "OK I'll see you there soon" The rabbit laughed "Sure We'll meet on the moon" [Verse 4] The rabbit ran and ran and ran And soon he got there And the turtle was there Sitting on a chair "How did you do it?" the rabbit said [Chorus] And the turtle laughed and said "The whole time you were racing I was sitting on a rocket ship I guess I won You lost Na na na na na na na na"