[Verse] Ordered a phone online Thought it'd be so fine Waited by the door Expected so much more [Verse 2] Opened up the box Not tech just choco blocks This ain't what I need Guess I misread the feed [Chorus] Oh no it's candy not a phone Tried to call but got a tone Sweet treat stuck in my hand Tech dreams got canned [Verse 3] Looked at the receipt Not a gadget just a sweet Called customer care They laughed like I was rare [Verse 4] Now I'm all alone Staring at my chocolate phone Can't text or tweet Might as well just eat [Chorus] Oh no it's candy not a phone Tried to call but got a tone Sweet treat stuck in my hand Tech dreams got canned
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