The Crazy Pacer

Once upon a time, there was a guy who paced in front of Abercrombie & Fitch. walkin' with a hitch and a hunch. he'd come and do it til lunch I remember it was the summer he couldn't have looked dumber he wore a red and blue number (chorus) Christain Weston Chandler so on this day, a day to save we decided to give him a wave from our store we didn't ask for much more (chorus) Christain Weston Chandler have you now found her? a girlfriend from the ground up? he comes in, all fidgety and twitchy and says (Chris)"You look to be about 19 years old, right?" it gave me a fright that he guessed right when I told him yes his chest puffed with bold pride but just wait! the next stuff is a weird ride he asked me do angels have names? when he saw his fault he blames his autism's block in his brain. I told him I didn't go for pick-up lines but maybe a friendship would be just fine he gave a business card for a website online that was his it featured a dumb-drawn Sonic the Hedgehog and some other yellow Sonic-looking fellow on it. I remember it was the summer he couldn't have looked dumber he wore a red and blue number (chorus) Christain Weston Chandler He left the store, packed up his things, and went. His work for the day was done. But the story does not end here, my friends, oh no. He came back. Not the same day, but the day after that. (chorus) Christain Weston Chandler have you now found her? a girlfriend from the ground up? will you have a chance at romance? (Chris) Sonichew help me choose (chorus) Chris Chan (Chris) a boyfriend-free girl (chorus) Chris Chan (Chris) so I'll never lose and I'll never fail never fail never fail only prevail!