(Verse 1) I started small, just a dollar or two, A skin for my fighter, a sword that’s brand new. But then I saw the flash, the limited-time frame, Now I'm hooked, oh, I'm a whale, and I fund your game. (Chorus) I'm a whale, and I fund your game, Droppin' dollars, makin' big waves. You grind, I pay, it's all the same, I'm a whale, and I fund your game. (Verse 2) Collector’s editions, I’ve got them all, From golden mounts to emotes that call. You’re free-to-play? That’s cool, it’s no shame, ‘Cause I’m out here, and I fund your game. (Chorus) I'm a whale, and I fund your game, Droppin' dollars, makin' big waves. Rare loot drops, they're callin' my name, I'm a whale, and I fund your game. (Bridge) You’re grindin’ for hours, I click “buy now,” VIP perks? Yeah, I run the town. Leaderboards sparkle with my crowned fame, Thank me later, ‘cause I fund your game. (Breakdown) From gachas to skins, expansions galore, Every microtransaction keeps me coming for more. I’m the reason that update came, I'm a whale, and I fund your game. (Final Chorus) I'm a whale, and I fund your game, Droppin' dollars, makin' big waves. Your F2P dreams, I help sustain, I'm a whale, and I fund your game. (Outro) So keep on playing, don’t you complain, This digital ocean, I’ll entertain. Just remember, when you hear my name, I’m a whale, and I fund your game. (Fade out with sound of clicking "Buy Now")