Where the hell am I? How did I end up on this beach? Why am I so hungry and thirsty, why do I need to punch this tree? Screw this dodo looking at me, take THIS! Son of a bitch, what the hell is an alpha raptor. Apparently I can just die over and over now This could come in handy, being on this ark is dandy. I might actually be the true survivor, eye of the Tiger! Giant fucking dinosaurs, run around kill some more I love this fucking game, cocksucker! DC again, that's lame All my goddamn babies died again, thanks for nothing