Goblin Girl

gobli-chan here now!! ready da gobblin boom-boom show?? we goin' squeak ‘n’ splat—wait no—uh… go!! bass drops, sparkle explodes ...i forgets line. anyway, yay! me brush hair, now messy tail! wear da pink… again again... do spin, almost fall— big crowd go clapclap—WHY?! smile like goblin queen, wave all arm, maybe leg. me wanna do the stabby, but nooo—“sing da song,” they beg. why gobli no hold da axe? why me no bonk like bros? they say, no no, too smol me punch with heart, tho! i do smashy! me go rawr! me bonk squish boom ‘til world go far! me no wanna sing! me wanna do goblin... goblin... THING! they say—‘awww, so smol~’ me BITE! tiny but mighty! bitey squeak i train with spoon... sharp now! fork go stabby-shiny pow!! me climb da wall, me fall again— ow ow, goblin knees betray friend. they gimme skirt, gimme bows, but me want claw, not toes exposed! they say act cute, me act… me forget what line, but me mad! me no get raid time… me no get fire! me wanna chaos crown, not pink attire! they call me da princess?!?! no!! me goblin empress!! me cause riot! me yell nice! me bop head with drum and spice! me do solo—blarglblahg—me forget word!! but me bring CHAOS, me make world swerrv! ...me no cute... ...me gobli queen of bone... ...stop pat da head… me serious, stop—ok, maybe one more…