An Apple a Day

(intro) Sip Sip Sip Sip Yum Yum Yum Apple Juice in my tummy tum tum. (verse) I went to school one sunny day Mom packed my lunch like she does to say I love you son, here's some nutrients Eat the cookie first, then the baloney sandwich When what to my wandering eyes should appear? Fuckin' apple juice with a straw to pierce. (intro) Sip Sip Sip Sip Yum Yum Yum Apple Juice in my tummy tum tum. (verse) I tossed the bag and all the trash I read mom's note on my napkin fast Then walked to room number twenty three to listen to that asshole, Mr. Alee. I heard he hit a kid before For a violent man, he was a bore The class sat silent listening when all of a sudden, my butt started to sing. (chorus) Apple Juice so pure and sweet But with luke warm baloney meat It all stirs up inside your gut The poison gas, so dangerous. (hook) OH NO!! I'm farting aloud. OH NO!! They can all hear the sound. That apple juice so tart and sweet Makes silent farts seem obsolete. (verse) The whole class laughed at pale face joe The kid from Wisconsin who didn't know that apple juice in processed form is not like apples from midwest farms. The caramel color and fructose blend Makes tummies rumble and gas extend. I blew so many farts that day I'm still reminded by those that say: (intro) Sip Sip Sip Sip Yum Yum Yum Apple Juice in my tummy tum tum. (chorus) Apple Juice so pure and sweet But with luke warm baloney meat It all stirs up inside your gut The poison gas, so dangerous. (hook) OH NO!! I'm farting aloud. OH NO!! They can all hear the sound. That apple juice so tart and sweet Makes silent farts seem obsolete.