Burrito.

I just want you to know that I accidentally ate your delicious burrito. It was probably the best burrito I've ever had, and that's saying a lot because I am literally a burrito expert. Oh by the way, I accidentally ran your dad over with a car, and blood was everywhere. On the hood, the bumper and the windshield. My car has so much of your dad on it, it might as well be your dad now. Oh God it was horrible, please make the gnawing guilt go away. I literally killed a human being and extinguished mortal life, all because I was dreaming about burritos. Oh God please help me, please for the love of burrito God, help me, I've made a horrible mistake Oh God why, I don't even know who I am anymore But anyway, sorry about your burrito [Chorus] Oh God what have I done? [Verse 1] For what's it's worth the burrito was a little cold in the middle. Those delicious beans and meats wrought havoc in my sheets, I'll tell you that much. [Verse 2] Oh, and did you know that Fluoroantimonic acid comes cheaper than you'd think? Don't ask me how I know that, I just do. Anyway, when I hit your dad, what was left of him went flying, NASA would've been jealous. I think he set a record for farthest dad to have flown, dude deserves a medal. I mean, if he were still here that is. But he's not. Oh God he's not, I can't handle this guilt, what have I done? Burned myself on the acid, scuffed my knee on the tub, it turns out the weight of a corpse [Pause] [Dark an ominous, demonic voice] Is, in fact, quite heavy. [Normal voice] And that's the end of my story, not sure what to tell you. It's a burrito world, and I just live in it. [End] Well, that's it. That's the song. It's over. The song's over. It's done. Just like your dad. Ha! See what I did there? What? The hell you mean you're calling the cops? Oh come on, the joke wasn't THAT BAD was it?