[lyrics: Claude and me] Yo, here I am starin' at my plate Pilin on noodles, I just couldnt wait But somethin's wrong, I can feel it… This pasta ain't done, what the f- Ow!! [chipmunk sample] It’s Mom's spaghetti - but it ain't ready The center's hard, like rock candy, My dad don’t wanna wait, and he Takes a big bite of the undercooked noodles and suddenly cries out this food will be the death of me, look at me, chippin a tooth on the noodle from Italy. I'm chokin' now, trying to chew it down This al dente's more like al don't, eh? Three minutes on the clock ran out, times up Should've let it boil, now I'm about to throw up! [hummimg] Snap back to reality, oop that one had to be… These noodles are harder than core math to me… Im feelin betrayed, but I ain’t afraid.. I won't give up that easy so Back to the pot, heat it up 'til it's reasonably Ready for consumption, no more assumptions You only get one shot to cook your pasta right Better check it twice, keep the timing tight The water's still there, turn up the heat Put the pasta back in till it's ready to eat