My First Love Was A Toaster

[Chorus] The day we first mettt~ I could never forgettt~ The fact That you Were [Pause] A To~oasterr~rr [Instant Switch] [Verse 1] To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er ooo~, -vocalizing- [Long-instrumental] To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er It was a regular day It was in April or perhaps Ma-ayy~~ I was about to leave Walmart, but happened to sta-ayy~~ I was walking past the clearance section and was breattth taken By youu-ou~~ You had A pristine body And a blank fa-a~a~ace With a figure that goes up to almost aaa~a hundreddd [Pause] minutes With some help It was clear how hot you could~d be Should~d be (Would~d be) To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er How hot you wil~illl be~ [Piano Solo] [Long-instrumental] oooo~ ooooo~o [Pause] [Chorus] Ohhh~ yes The day we first me~et et~et~et~ I could never forge~et et~et~et~ The fact That you Were [Pause] [Fast-Vocals]On clearance for 50% off~ [Short-Piano-Solo] were [Pause] On clearance for 50% off~ [Short-Piano solo] [Verse 2] Iiii~ei~ei was going through a really tough ti~ei~eime Iiii~ei~ei had grown up and wiped off all of my gr~ei~eime Iiii~ei~ei was smothered in girls like sli~ei~eime Iiii~ei~ei was scorned by all of the other guy~ei~eis But then youu~u~uu~ Oh youu~u~u [Pause] ooo~o~o oooo~o~ ooo~o~ oooo~ [fake ending] [short-instrumental] [piano solo] [Chorus] Oooo~ yes The day we first m~et~~ I could never for~get~~ The facttt~ That youu~~ wae~er [Pause] On top of what I was looking for~~ (The coastersss~) [beat drop] [long-instrumental] [pre-chorus] To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er ooo~, To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er [chorus] Oooo~oh, ya~ha~asss~~ The day we first m~et~~ I could never for~get~~ The fa~a~hact~ That you~u~~ Were~ [Pause] My love at first sight (My first love) [beat drop] [piano solo] [pre-chorus] To~oasterr. oooo To~oaster~er ooo~ To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er [Verse 3] The truth is Iiii~ei loved you I tried to deny it, tried to hide it wel~ll~ Iiii told myself you were the wrong ma~teriel~ But lo~~~ve doesn't lie, so it must've been a spell That's the only story that I, had to tel~ll~ I thought I could just wait it out, and it'd dispelllll~ "It's a freakin' toaster" I yell [Pause] ~d~dd~d~d~d ooo~o oo~o ~~ [pre-chorus] To~oasterr. oooo To~oaster~er ooo~ To~oasterr, oooo To~oaster~er [Pause] I guess [Pause] [Verse 4] Love doesn't lie so neither should Iiii~i~i ooo~oo~~i~i~i~iiiii~ [beat drop] [long-instrumental] ooo~o ooo~who~ooo~o~o~o I I Iiii~i~i~i~ooooo~~~ [beat drop] ooo~o who~oo~ [piano solo] [chorus] Ya~ess~oooo~oh~yaaaa~ The day we first m~et~ I could never for~get~ The fa~acttt~ That you~u~~ Were [Pause] A Toe... ~ster [fake ending] [piano fade in] [piano solo] [outro] [piano fade out] [end]