Fat dookie

© 2025, DistroKid. All rights reserved CorvusHexe. ========================================================================== [Verse 1] I feel a rumble in my tummy I don't know what is wrong with me, I hate to be without control, it keeps slipping out with every breath I breathe! Oh wait, what the fuck, I'm about to... [Pre-Chorus] I just fucking shit myself! [Chorus] This is so embarrassing! I can't believe this could happen to me, My bowels have betrayed me! It's running down my leg!!!! [Verse 2] You better hurry and grab the fucking hose, I need to blast this shit off my ass! I forgot, to pack the brown pants, I really hope no one gets a peek at my chocolate starfish! [Bridge] I see a flash of light, coming from behind me...I turn around and I see a camera in your hand! [Breakdown] You cruel little bitch! [Pre-Chorus] I just fucking shit myself! [Chorus] This is so embarrassing! I can't believe this could happen to me, My bowels have betrayed me! It's running down my leg!!!! [Outro] I just did a big ol' dookie, people think my ass a gat when I'm on duty, it's really fat and juicy, my ass lucy goosy, I swear I'm not the slightest bit fruity. I got a nine on my hip and a dookie in my sock, oh shit oh no, I accidentally grabbed the glock, pulled the trigger now I'm missing my cock! FUCK! blegh!!!!! [Pre-Chorus] I just fucking shit myself! [Chorus] This is so embarrassing! I can't believe this could happen to me, My bowels have betrayed me! It's running down my leg!!!!