Hand Thing

There once was a woman named Shaye Saint John. A lovely little woman from Blooming Tahn. Mannequin arms and mannequin gams, She taught us to dance using only our hands. Everybody do the hand thing, Ah hurd ah hurd ah hurd. Everybody do the hand thing, Even if you think it's absurd. Just move your hands like a snowball roll, And you'll be filled with the Saint John soul. Everybody do the hand thing, Ah hurd ah hurd ah hurd. Eat a bowl full of stumpwater greens. You better silence those beeper machines. Go to New Orleans on Turkey Day, Eat a taco with Paco on Hobo Sunday. Everybody do the hand thing, Ah hurd ah hurd ah hurd. Everybody do the hand thing, Even if you think it's absurd. Just move your hands like a snowball roll, And you'll be filled with the Saint John soul. Everybody do the hand thing, Ah hurd ah hurd ah hurd.