FLOORCHIP V2: ASININE

---------------------------------------- As the title suggests, this song is completely asinine. I wanted to make a really long song, so I did. I still think it's fun though! Just beware! ---------------------------------------- Floorchip! Gonna pick a chip off of the floor, and EAT IT! EAT IT! Don't gotta think too much, just EAT IT! EAT IT! ♪ (Eat it) (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) Eat it Eat it Don't gotta think too much, just EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) Eat it (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) Eat it EAT IT! EAT IT! ♪ God I'm so hungry... It's only been a month Still has a tasty crunch It's only been a month (Eat that freakin' chip off of the- ) Don't brush off the dust, and (Gonna eat a chip off of the floor) It's only been a month (Eat that freakin chip off of the- ) Don't brush off the dust, and (Don't forget the chip off of the floor) It still has a tasty crunch... (Eat it) ♪ ...It's only been a month... ...It's so delicious... ...It's only been a month... ...It's so delicious... ...I... ...I need more!!! ♪ ...I... ...I need more... ♪♪ ...I need more... ...It's not the same... ...It needs... ...Floor.... (Gonna take a bag and dump it on the floor) (Eat a bag of chips off of the floor) (Gonna take a bag and dump it on the floor) (Eat that whole bag off of the floor) Don't brush off the dust, and Has too much of a crunch I think it needs a month (EAT IT!) yeah, that's too much crunch (EAT IT!) I think it needs a month (Think that freakin' needs a month) (EAT THAT FREAKIN' CHIP OFF OF THE FLOOR,) I found my daily munch but it still needs a month (EAT THAT FREAKIN' CHIP OFF OF THE FLOOR,) ♪♪ I found my daily munch, But it still needs a month. When I look back, You were always the one But I never could see Everything you meant to me... ...Floorchip, its no fair. I hope you believe me, I wanted to eat thee Society stopped me... ...Society stopped me... ♪ WHY?! WHY CAN'T I EAT OFF OF THE FLOOR?! WHY, MOM?! LET ME EAT STUFF OFF OF THE FLOOR!! WHY?! ...floorchip, its no fair. (WHY CAN'T I EAT OFF OF THE FLOOR?!) I hope you believe me, (WHY, MOM?!) I wanted to eat thee (Let me eat stuff off the floor...) Society stopped me... ...Society stopped me... (STOP, PLEASE!) Society stopped me... (GIVE THEM BACK!!) The memory is haunting... (C'MON I BOUGHT THEM WITH MY OWN MONEY!!) They took nearly everything... (STOP MOM NO NOT THE TRASH!!!) ♪♪ (God, I want a chip off of the floor) (God, I want a chip off of the floor) Eat it (God, I want a chip off of the floor) Eat it God, I want a chip off of the floor Gonna pack all of my things and walk out the freakin' door I've always hated mom, and all her stupid chores If I can't have floorchips then why'd we go to war? Gotta deal with this injustice I'll go into governance I'm never coming home 'Til law respects our floorchips ♪ (Give us our floorchips) ♪ I've never read a freakin' book so hard But floorchip needs me, so I gotta go far If Imma be a politician gotta go to Juliard On top of that, my wallet's gotta get so freakin' large I'll lobby Congress to throw chips in the White House yard Throw a party on the water with Fritos on the barge I'll be eating chips off of the rug of my car My mom would never think I could live so large! My mom would never think I could live so large! My mom would never think I could live so large! My mom would never think I could live so large! All I gotta do is know everything, but I don't like how long this is taking Also, its getting freakin' hard to read now that the sun's setting Also also, I'm getting freakin' hungry I'll just wander aimlessly 'til I find something to eat, like a bag of Doritos someone left on the street I'd be down to eat chips sitting on the concrete MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) MY MOM WOULD NEVER THINK I COULD LIVE SO FREE (Gonna pick a chip off of the floor) Eat it Eat it- Actually screw this, I'm going home. ♪♪ Don't get me wrong, I'm not giving up Today's just been really long, its not like I miss my mom That's dumb. I just wasn't having any fun, and I gotta stay strong. I just want 3 meals, that's why I'm going home. Oh yeah! And my hot wheels! Those are the freakin' bomb! And my rocket alarm clock that blasts off at dawn. I freakin' hate that it wakes me up, kinda just like how I don't like my mom. Don't be dumb Don't be dumb Don't be dumb Don't be dumb Don't be dumb Don't be dumb I just wasn't having any fun N. O. Dumbididum Don't be dumb Also I'm really freakin' hungry Don't be dumb Don't be dumb I don't want my mommy, that's dumb Don't be dumb Don't be dumb ♪