The Goldbug & the Goose (acapella 1)

[PRETERPLUPERFECTION, AURORAL BOREALIS RIFF] [REFRAIN-A] [GOOSE]: "How can Bitcoin balance grids, If it's worthless as you claim? Peter fights reality, With rhetorical legerdemain." [REFRAIN-B] [ALL]: "Power grids plus Bitcoin grace: A tunable load in time and space! From stranded watts to surplus power, Optimal use, each second, each—" [VERSE 1] [PETER]: "It's tulip mania, I see it all the time!" [GOOSE]: "History here doesn't even rhyme: Tulips' top took a month to fade, While Bitcoin's in its second decade!" [PETER]: "Gold's been money since ancient days!" [GOOSE]: "Levering financiers' charades! Six audits an hour of regulation Shames whirlpooling rehypothecation!" [PETER]: "It has no intrinsic value!" [GOOSE]: "Maybe not to you! Subjective value is case by case, (by case by case) Cheap remittance banks the human race!" by case by case [REPEAT REFRAIN-A] [GOOSE]: "How can Bitcoin balance grids, If it's worthless as you claim? Peter fights reality, With rhetorical legerdemain." [VERSE 2] [PETER]: "It's nothing but an abstraction!" [GOOSE]: "Then call it entropic subtraction; Bitcoin's backed by entropy, Not faith, protons, or authority!" [PETER]: "Gold is easy to assay!" [GOOSE]: "Bar-ring Tungsten's masquerade! Bitcoin's supply is clearly capped, While gold's unknown, forever tapped!" [PETER]: "Gold is naturally rare!" [GOOSE]: "Sure, if forged in supernova flare. But in the lab, gold we can mix, Yet none can forge Sha256!" (by case by case / 256) [REPEAT REFRAIN-B] [ALL]: "Power grids plus Bitcoin grace: A tunable load in time and space! From stranded watts to surplus power, Optimal use, each second, each hour!" [VERSE 3] [PETER]: "It's just quadrillions of satoshis!" [GOOSE]: "2-point-1 and not a sat more, see? Divisibility's a finite feature, not flaw, Making micro-payments possible for all!" [PETER]: "Bitcoin mining's a waste!" [GOOSE]: "That's just debunked copy-and-paste! It taps into methane noncompetitive, Affording power that's carbon negative!!" (by case by case / 256 / carbon negative) [BRIDGE, KEY MODULATION, TICK-TOCKING ACCENTS] [ALL]: "Block on block the timechain grows, Gold's new high is bitcoin's decade low! Each false claim is a wild goose chase, As Bitcoin grows its marketplace!" [FINAL VERSE, KEY CHANGE, RISING TEMPO, TENSION] [ALL]: "If B-T-C's worthless as you FUD-sling, From anon P-D-F to E-T-F king, Why's it monetizing day by day, MVP in I-R-A's of randos AFK??" [CLIMAX, CONVERGING] [ALL]: "No bank nor pol can print more coin, No hack nor dole could dare purloin, Global supply has no dispute, Finality is absolute." [EPIC CONCLUSIVELY HARMONIOUS VIRTUOSO FINALE RIFFS] [OUTRO, FRIENDLY] [GOOSE]: "Peter, join us, look, it's time to dine, the golden goose who's cooked is yours, not mine!" [STING] [by: nvm.io]