[Verse] Clicked refresh on my old laptop machine, 6 a.m., coffee, half-dazed and mean, The map’s lit up, green dots and hope, Ontario Parks – this battle’s no joke. [Chorus] Booked a campsite, got the one by the loo, 10 million mosquitoes came along for the view, Fought the system, thought I'd won the race, Now I’m swattin’ bugs and smellin’ disgrace. [Verse] My neighbors’ campfire smells like regret, And there's a raccoon bandit eyein’ my net, Picnic table wobbly, the pole’s gone shy, It's campsite bingo with my dreams on standby. [Chorus] Booked a campsite, got the one by the loo, 10 million mosquitoes came along for the view, Fought the system, thought I'd scored big time, But the toilet’s hummin’ like a bad wind chime. [Bridge] Swipe yer bug spray, wave yer dreams goodbye, When reservation battles leave ya high and dry, Camped by the pit, and oh, what a breeze, Smells like “nature” with a hint of defeat. [Verse] Next year, I’m callin’ it a full retreat, Campin’ in my backyard with a cold, soft seat, Ontario Parks, oh the lessons you taught, I battled the system—and this is what I got.