
The Cursed Tavern-Keeper #PlushiePandemicđ§¸
So the goblin Tavern-keeper has against his will been cursed to a plushie in this tavern shanty, where stuffed patrons chug fake ale and the Jesterâs laugh hides in every stitch. Now a marketable plushie, sold for gold in his own tavern while the Jester grins from the rafters as the chaos unfolds. Even though I may be a plushie, I will spread the plushie curse to any tavern patrons partaking in the tavern jig - Beware it is contagious 𧸠_______________________________ The music of the project : https://suno.com/song/ba85eded-5e3f-44e3-aa39-786354fc8459 To join this project, all you have to do is make a song, any style, any lyrics, but it MUST include plushies in some way (preferably about a plushie version of yourself, but anything works!) Then you have to make the cover art a plushie version of your avatar/character that you feature as yourself on this site! Finally, add #PlushiePandemic to your song title and make it public! _______________________________ [Intro - Spoken, Gruff Tavern Voice] "Ugh⌠One day Iâm a sneaky, green-skinned tavern keeper Next thing I knowâ POOF! âIâm a plush with teeth! Some Jester cursed me, stitched me tight, Now I pour drinks with fluff every night⌠And now my beer mug is all soft! ... "...Iâll spit in yer ale if ya call me âcute.â" (Interlude - trumpet) [Verse 1 - Whimsical Tavern Jig] Oooh, Iâm just a plushie, soft and round, But I run the best tavern in Tinkertune-town! My beerâs just fluff, but drink it down, And soon youâll be fallinâ on the ground! Plush-townâs drunks donât care though, Teddy Bearâs lost his bow! Ragdoll Sally sings off-key, Dancinâ jigs on spilled fake tea! [Chorus - Celtic Punk Anthem] (Chant): "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" âtil your stuffingâs LOOSE! Swayinâ like a ragdollâwhatâs the use? The yarn starts spinninâ, the roomâs askew⌠Plushies shouldnât drink, BUT WE STILL DO! Oohhh- i'm the cursed tavern-keeper, sewn to this bar like a marketable creeper! The Jester sells me for coins so bright⌠Buy meâI'll curse you tonight! [Verse 2 - Synthwave-Tavern Fusion] Olâ Teddy Bear had one too many, Now heâs singinâ songs âbout his missing penny! Ragdoll Sallyâs threadâs undone, Sheâs dancinâ jigsâoh, what fun! Last week, he turned to a sockâHAH! Now heâs mocked by a clockwork gnome! But I still pour, still sew this hell⌠âtil he drinks own curse spell! [Bridge - Slurred, Silly Whisper, lullaby] "Psst⌠hey⌠you⌠yeah, you⌠Wanna know a secret âbout the brew? Itâs just⌠(Apshi.. HIC!..)⌠apple juice inside⌠But shhhâdonât tell, or Iâll lose my mind!" [Final chorus - Genre Collapse] (Chant): "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" âtil the sun comes up! Tinkertune tavern closinâ? Nahâ BURP! âânother cup! Weâll sew ourselves back up tomorrow⌠But tonight? We drink 'til we're Hollow!! Oohhh - I'm the cursed tavern-keeper, Sown to this bar like a marketable creeper! The Jester sells me for coins so bright⌠Buy meâI'll curse you tonight! (cut-tune) [Outro - Rowdy Group Chant, Drunken Lullaby] Tinkertune tavern, never dry! Sewn-up Tavernkeeper, twinkle eye! When the moon is soft and fluffy, Thatâs when drinking gets all stuffy! Aye⌠the Jesterâs curse might hold me tight⌠But Iâll stitch his socks to gnomes tonight! So raise yer mugs of felted wine⌠we'll do this all againâ hic!ânext time!
30 Comments
G Chill 11w ago
Your imagination knows no bounds, my friend, a completely charming story --- poor goblin tavern keeper! cursed to be a plushie - hey i wanna try some felted wine!đ
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Haha, thank you friend! A goblin tavern keeper turned plushie is definitely an amusing twist, though Iâm sure he would prefer a good potion over a soft transformation any day. đIf you want to give the felted wine a try, your welcome to have taste. He is cursed, so he could have spiked it with a plushie transformationđ§¸đą
BlueSkyDreamers 11w ago
What an awesome crossover tune, so lively and fun. Both the plushies are adorable, the vocals are flowing and jolly, the music is just bananas in the cutest way (so wildly danceable), and the lyrics are so entertaining, like: âOooh, Iâm just a plushie, soft and round / But I run the best tavern in Tinkertune-town / My beerâs just fluff, but drink it down / And soon youâll be fallinâ on the groundâŚâ (#TheTavern đ / #PlushiePandemicđ§¸)
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Dear Blue đ, youâve perfectly bottled the âfluffy tavern mayhemâ vibe! đťđ§¸ That âbeerâs just fluffâ line might be my new favorite form of false advertising. Thrilled youâre dancing along to this plushie takeoverâconsider yourself officially infected with the The cursed Tavern-keeper Plushie-Pandemic (symptoms include: spontaneous jigs, questionable life choices, and an urge to hug every sentient stuffed animal). Thank you, my dear friend đđđ
Singularitybar 11w ago
the tavern just set my mind running wild, from one song, I now have a story, a little more complex, it will be interesting turning it into a song, but I hope you listen to the "prelude" song, so to speak, As my character, Aleric, is making his way, enjoying the view (or rather listening to the songs) in here as each one is one more step to this fantastic project that might be fantasy, and you made it real to pour fantasy into our reality, and making the community so much more enjoyable!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
This is exactly why the Tavern existsâto spark those wild story embers into full-blown adventures! Iâm already obsessed with Alericâs journey (and that âpreludeâ tease has me hooked). Thatâs collaborative magic at work and I'm happy to bring something for everyone in the community to enjoy. Thank you for listening and your support!
çŤĺŽŽĺź 11w ago
It's a song that expands your worldview! Such a joyful world đđ.
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
That âjoyful worldâ expansion is exactly what I hoped to create in a chaotic songâso glad it reached you that way! Thereâs something magical about music that makes the universe feel both bigger and cozier. While also trying something new, it was fun to dive into this project by Jester. Thank you for listening and your support my friend đâ¤ď¸
Latte 10w ago
Gibeligob my friend this song is brilliant! I love the chaos that was created in the tavern â¤ď¸ I feel guilty that I listened to such a great song so late. I don't have much time lately so I'm very behind with the songs in the tavern, but don't worry I didn't abandon my friends. As soon as I have more time I will catch up on everything (and I saw that there is a lot of itđ ) Take care and wait for Kate to come back to the tavern to make a mess đ¸
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
Dear Latte my friend, do not worry about responding to the song to late. Never feel guilty for life getting busy (weâve all been trampled by the âadultingâ troll lately). The songs will keep, the chaos will brew, and that barstool with your name on it? Currently being polished and still open for you đť Take care of yourself too, and I will await your return â¤ď¸
MiN 11w ago
Ooh marvellous đť đťââ 𧸠and it link TinkerTune how wonderful Gib amazing track Aurora hasn't gone plushy, but ThAt CrAzY gIRL has she's crazy enought to do anything !
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Dear áˇáĽá, Thank you very muchâ¤ď¸. I like to make these crossovers of suno-verses and different projects. Youâre absolutely rightâAuroraâs still fighting off the hordes but can she fight off the plushie-fication? Oh, sheâd turn herself into a plushie very soon đ§¸đťIt is very contagious after all
OracleViviValentine 11w ago
"I'm a plushie with teeth" hahaha đ¤Ł. Good job, Gibi đđ
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Haha you know I had to sneak in some danger with the fluff! đ Those plushie teeth are 100% certified chomp-ready - for cuddles and chaos. Thank your dear Viviđ. Very happy you enjoyed the madness I brewed in the Tavern. I send you comments in your song "Bound by Moonlight". I have to check your 2 new songs I haven't heard yet đâ¤ď¸
The Jester 11w ago
Such a fun entry, my friend! Although, if you wish to stitch my socks to gnomes, you will have to find a LOT of gnomes. (I own an amount of socks that is beyond the scale of which all factories can produce within a year. Why? Because funny.)
Love this song, the instrumentals slap, the lyrics are hilarious, making this amazing song. Very good job, man!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Challenge accepted! If sock-gnoming becomes an Olympic sport, consider me your first sponsor. đ§Śâď¸ Though I can't promise the gnomes will survive the sheer volume of your sockpocalypse.
Thrilled you enjoyed the chaos! I embraced it and wanted to make some more jig tunes with an attempt with bubblegum pop. Was kinda fun going all out and trying something different this time. Thank you for inviting me for this plush-pandemic. I hope you liked your cameo in the cover đ
RB/Z 11w ago
Wow, the story is expanding even moređ I hope the townspeople aren't surprised because the Turban Master is goneđ It's fun to listen to your style arranged in a cartoon-like atmosphere⨠It reminds me of my favorite "Adventure Time"đśâď¸â¨
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Haha, the Turban Masterâs disappearance is absolutely going in the townâs âUnsolved Mysteriesâ ledger (right between âWho spiked the ale?â and âWhy do gnomes steal left socks?â). Thrilled youâre enjoying the cartoon chaosâif this song were an Adventure Time episode, itâd be the one where Jake turns into a sentient pretzel and BMO starts a cult.đThank you my friend Rabbit đ°
Akiko 11w ago
Hi dear Gibeligob ! U'RE TO CUTE! Haha ! I love it đ¤Łđ¤Ł I love the tavern mood for this song this is my favorite type of son, i love the violin and the banjo so coolđ
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Aww dear Akiko, youâre making the Tavern-Keeper blush under all that gruff! đťSo thrilled youâre vibing with this oneâthat banjo/violin combo is my secret recipe for âaccidental' plushie-fication in the haunted tavern
Next roundâs on meâjust donât ask whatâs in the âSpecial Brew.â Oh I forgot your ale "đąđľđ°đ°đŚđş" đŚ- here you go đđ
AriteAL 10w ago
This whole concept is incredibly playful and so creatively detailedâI never got bored for a second! Loved every quirky twist of your plushie-filled world đ§¸đąâ¨
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
Thank you, youâve officially been infected with the Plushie Pandemicâwelcome to the fluff side! đ§¸â¨ So thrilled you embraced the chaos (questionable life choices and all). Your enthusiasm fuels this weird little universeânext round of cursed cuddles is on me! đť
Z-Money 11w ago
Ahhh Gibs, we need an even stoolier stool now! Even though you're part polyester now, you continue to serve up the fun jams and the drinks! To the GibsandGobs, he is now probably cute(r?) and his ales are probably high in fiber as well!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
Haha! If Iâm part polyester, then consider this stool the Official Throne of Fluffâ˘âextra fiber ales included at no charge! đť Thanks Z - if your hair starts sprouting stitches tomorrow, just blame the previous Tavern-Keeper. We plead 'cursed by association.' đđť
đ Lucilius đđLiarđ[@Akiko] 11w ago
I love your song! Itâs so great to see you joining this adventure started by The Jester. Canât wait to see where it takes us!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
Thank you Lucilius! Jesterâs chaos is contagiousâI couldn't resist jumping into this musical mayhem of collaboration. So thrilled to be part of the adventure with you.
I may confess that there may or may not be a DM plushie prototype hiding in my workshop... time will tell if it escapes into the wild!
NÎĐŻOĎMÎ đŻ 11w ago
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Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
From the wizardry (đ§ââď¸) to the Tavern ale (đť), youâve bottled pure joy in a single burst. Thank you for your compliment my friend, enjoy the PlushiePandemic. đť
Nenolo 11w ago
Oh my...I think I drank too much of that wine. There was no warning on it. Now we are all plushie đ§Oh, what a twist đ (btw, love the song â¤ď¸â¤ď¸)
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Thank you my dear friend â¤ď¸ There is no warning on the drinks, you only see the tavern keeper grinning from the bar as each patron takes a sip. Now we are all plushies in the tavern đ- welcome to the 'fluffy' side đť Thrilled you loved the song, even through the⌠ahem⌠textile transformation
Singularitybar 11w ago
With all my excitement and all my love for your awesome project, The first song made for #theTavern and not just those that just "fit" but didn't know about the tavern.
It's right now pinned to my profile as "#TheTavern - Aleric's Journey
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Thank you very much for sharing your love for the tavern project! I have added your song to the 'Master playlist' and #3 volume of tavern songs playlist - still work in progress as I'm going through the songs.
Kaizo 11w ago
Hell yes, mighta danced a little to this ditty - I wanna visit this tavern!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Yesss, that's the exact vibe we're pouring at this tavernâwhere every beat comes with a side of spontaneous jigs! Consider this your official invitation to the Tavern we host in discord đť. I have a server with other patrons with invite link in the song "Gibeligob - The Name I Became". You are more than welcome to join. Thank you for listening and the support!
B's EduFueLđĽ 10w ago
Great stuff, dear "Gibeligobđ§ââď¸"! Keep it up -Tinkertune must live! đđ
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
Thank you B! Tinkertuneâs heartbeat is folks like you who âgetâ the chaos. Consider this my vow: more cursed plushies, more questionable ales, and zero surviving barstoolsđ.
LKN đ 10w ago
Ha-ha... Love the cross-promotion, here! Well, The Jester said "marketable"... I really love how the artwork gives a peek into the Tinkertune. And this is quite a jig of a tune, too!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 10w ago
Thank you LKNđâyour support means the world! So glad youâre enjoying the Tinkertune peek and tunes. I did want to go into a chaotic cursed plushie instead of a cute one, where patrons turned into plushies too đ And yes, this jig may have been brewed with extra mischief (and a splash of accordion-fueled delirium) but I love trying something new đť
Uncommon Loon 11w ago
Two projects in one; ingenious!
Gibeligobđ§ââď¸ 11w ago
Thank you, I loved merging #TheTavern universe with the #Plushie-pandemic, It was very fun to make a cursed-tavern keeper spreading the curse to his patrons, turning them into plushiesđ§¸