The Ally in You

[verse] I fired it up, with a gleam in my eye, Ready to game, watch the hours fly. But Windows had plans, oh, the chaos it brings, Glitchy drivers, and other cursed things. [pre-chorus] Tiny fonts on a seven-inch screen, A vision test, or a cruel machine? I squint and I scroll, frustration’s real, Who knew that gaming had such an ordeal? [chorus] Oh, Driver's despair, I’m pulling my hair, AMD’s got me trapped in their lair. Roll back the update, uninstall, pray, Will my Ally survive another day? [break] [verse] MacOS whispers, "Come back to me, This isn't the life that it’s meant to be!" But I push ahead, my spirit won’t break, Through pixelated hell, for gaming’s sake. [pre-chorus] Scaling’s a joke, the fonts are so small, I’m nose-to-screen, can’t see it at all. Windows updates, they just sneak attack, Every time I fix it, it’s pulling me back! [chorus] Oh, Driver's despair, I’m pulling my hair, AMD’s got me trapped in their lair. Roll back the update, uninstall, pray, Will my Ally survive another day? [Synth solo] [bridge] [Spoken dramatically over a swelling power chord.] “I just wanna play my games! Is that too much to ask!?” [breakdown] Windows, oh Windows, why must you fight, Turn gaming dreams into sleepless nights? But I won’t give in, I’ll stay the course, For every gamer must face this force! [final chorus] Oh, Driver's despair, I’m pulling my hair, AMD’s got me trapped in their lair. Roll back the update, uninstall, pray, I’ll game again, come what may! [outro] As the screen glows bright, I breathe a sigh, With the Ally in hand, I’ll reach for the sky. But deep in my heart, I know I’ll prepare, For tomorrow may bring… another driver scare.