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Title: Tina the Trash Diva

pt 3 of 3
April 13, 2025 at 8:25 PMv4

[Intro – Spoken] Barb-Zee tripped on a lawn gnome, dropped her kazoo, and what did she see? A pile of glitter... and a raccoon in high heels. [Verse 1] Tina the Trash Diva, queen of the bin Was struttin’ in left shoes with a sassy grin Built a shoe throne out by the shed "Only the left ones," that’s what she said [Chorus] Tina! Tina! Trash can queen-a Runnin’ this town like a barefoot ballerina Stole our shoes, but kept it chic Guess this mystery’s mild and meek [Verse 2] We stood dumbstruck in silent awe While Tina dabbed blush with a possum paw Turns out style was all she sought Left shoes “pop” more—raccoon’s thought [Bridge] Couldn’t blame her, truth be told Right shoes boring, lefts are bold Mystery solved, let’s all move on Or till she starts snatchin’ all our thongs [Chorus Repeat] Tina! Tina! You shiny lil' klepto Built a runway in the trash depot Turns out all that fuss and fear Was solved by fashion, trash, and cheer [Outro] So if you lose a shoe out west Don’t panic—Tina’s feathering her nest Fashion is weird, critters got flair Let’s just be glad she don’t want underwear [Chorus Repeat] Tina! Tina! You shiny lil' klepto Built a runway in the trash depot Turns out all that fuss and fear Was solved by fashion, trash, and cheer [Outro] So if you lose a shoe out west Don’t panic—Tina’s feathering her nest Fashion is weird, critters got flair Let’s just be glad she don’t want underwea

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Greenwolf

Greenwolf 14w ago

Catchy song with fun lyrics🔥

MAXIMUM

MAXIMUM 15w ago

TINA 👑 🦝