Jen’s Bathroom Ballad (Phuck You Pink)

(Verse 1) She caught him in a lie, the truth hit like a drum, Jen Itals had enough, his cheating days are done. She turned her pain to power, took a hammer in her hand, Redid the whole damn bathroom, now she’s making a stand. (Pre-Chorus) She said, “I’ll show you, baby, you’ll never forget, Every flush, every step, you’ll pay your debt!” (Chorus) It’s Phuck You Pink, baby, blazing the walls, With roses and foliage that echo her calls. Every time you take a pee, remember your sin, This bathroom’s her palace, where she’ll always win! (Verse 2) The wallpaper’s a jungle, leaves dancing with flair, While the pink screams rebellion in every square. She laughed as she painted, a victory so sweet, This wasn’t just a makeover—it was her feat. (Pre-Chorus) She said, “Karma’s a color, and honey, it’s bright, You’ll feel my fury in the glow of this light!” (Chorus) It’s Phuck You Pink, baby, blazing the walls, With roses and foliage that echo her calls. Every time you take a pee, remember your sin, This bathroom’s her palace, where she’ll always win! (Bridge) Oh, the mirror’s reflecting her sass and her pride, No more tears, no more lies, she’s done with that ride. It’s a room of defiance, a throne for her soul, Jen’s bathroom's her anthem, her ultimate goal. (Chorus) It’s Phuck You Pink, baby, blazing the walls, With roses and foliage that echo her calls. Every time you take a pee, remember your sin, This bathroom’s her palace, where she’ll always win! (Outro) So here’s to Jen Itals, queen of the hue, Her bathroom’s a battle cry, bold and true. When he steps in that room, he’ll never be free, Phuck You Pink forever—it’s her victory!