*This is just a tape song, no need to put “BEAT NINJA MUSIC”* [Verse 1] Hello, I’m Leith Pierre, the head of Innovation at Playtime Co. I know you don’t really care but you really need to listen to this video. I admire your stupidity- I mean your curiosity. Turn up the volume because I’m about to speak atrocity. I’m joking. (You’re choking.) (You’re choking.) [Verse 2] If you’re seeing this, you must be very lost, not gonna lie. No worries, just tap one of the scientists and tell them that, and tell them why. The workers here at Playtime™ are sweeter than any toy here. The boys and girls love becoming their favorite toys, those are happy tears. [Verse 2] This is priceless, you actually thought I was serious? (Hahaha!) If anybody finds out that you’re down here, they will be furious. (Hahaha!) As soon as you put this tape in, it sounded an alarm. (Hahaha!) Wee-yoo Wee-yoo. Call an ambulance. You’re gonna be in so much harm. (Wee-yoo Wee-yoo!) [Verse 3] Trust me, when they get here, you will be shot, oh no. It’s kind of funny, but it’s not, but it is though, no? My bad, I’m yapping, aren’t I? Yet I can’t even testify. [Verse 4] You can easily just switch the HDMI. But now you’re about to HDM-Die. Okay, I’m no Yarnaby, I’m no good at TV puns. We invested thousands in the Bigger Bodies. And now, I’m glad that we put in the funds. [Chorus] “What’s the Time? Playtime!™” But that’s only in the daytime. When the kiddies go to sleep. We take their friends with no peep. Then they awake in their new Bodies. It’s just one of Playtime™’s hobbies. [Verse 5 - Stella Greyber] Is this too overwhelming? To get down here, you had to kill one. Meaning that The Doctor’s creations had fun. The one down here should’ve been Pianosaurus. If not, then Baba Chops, unless you killed both? Uh, let’s just ignore it. [Verse 6] If you’re not dead right now, then someone or something is beating on the door. They’ll beat and pound ‘til there is no more. You think a steel door can defeat an experiment? Trust me, it doesn’t. I have quite a bit of experience. [Bridge] Listen, I know I’ve only been making threats. But, believe me, I have many regrets. I should’ve never let them… Now… I won’t forget them… I’m sorry… but- ‘Nuff said about me! [Chorus] “What’s the Time? Playtime!™” But that’s only in the daytime. When the kiddies go to sleep. We take their friends with no peep. Then they awake in their new Bodies. It’s just one of Playtime™’s hobbies. [Outro - Orphan ???] Remember CatNap? Name was Grambell. He was a quiet kid, but the way he screamed, I can’t tell. Marie Payne was a pain in the Game Station. Mommy Long Legs became insane when kids went on vacation. Doughman. Jackie, Matthew, Kevin. Pure innocent kids, but not all are going to Heaven. He may be made of three kids, but by the way he acts, you would think it was eleven. Huggy Wuggy, they kept his identity from me. Probably because I would disagree. They told me not to worry about it but my auntie was cryin’, next thing I knew, a familiar missing flyer went flyin’. [END]