Salsalacious 6

[instrumental] Verse 1: At Sala Salsalacious, we're a spicy crew From A to Z, personalities wild and true Dancers, teachers, I T geeks, and more Musicians, marketers, librarian who score Chorus: ¡Bailamos like loco! We dance like drunk gringos Spicy Sultanas and Sultans of Cuchi-Cuchi Flamingo From Bogie's to Rain, LA to Santa B The gang that makes everyone say "¡Ay, caramba!" with glee Verse 2: Our Sensei mixes margaritas and beats, what a combo Musical mavens and a clown instructor, quite the mambo An ex-teacher turned saucy salsa queen, ¡qué caliente! Bridge: Meme master, quiet teachers turned twerking machine The worst dancer stumbles like a drunk Mr. Bean A gentle giant, a fogón in dancin' shoes ¡Qué bombón! We've got salsa superstars, rhythm infuse Chorus: ¡Bailamos like loco! We dance like drunk gringos Spicy Sultanas and Sultans of Cuchi-Cuchi Flamingo From Bogie's to Rain, LA to Santa B The gang that makes everyone say "¡Ay, caramba!" with glee Outro: Birthday suits, furry trajes, train trips of pure locura Pocket breathalyzers, borracho y tonto, what a hermosura At Sala Salsalacious, we're a dance family sin fronteras ¡Somos salsa superstars, los más chistosas [end with flair] Pocket breathalyzers, borracho y tonto, what a hermosura ¡Somos salsa superstars, los más chistosas ¡Ay, caramba someone borrowed my breathalizer? [male voice yelling] [audience applause] [end with flair]