(synth intro) Verse 1 You think you're cool, you're such a bore, Always saying "no" and slamming the door. Your rules are dumb, makes me wanna shout, Gonna break 'em all, gonna let it out! Chorus Eat my shorts! Eat my shorts! Gonna do what I want, that's my report. You can't stop me, yummy-yum-yum, Gonna have my way, gonna have some fun! (synth solo) Verse 2 Homework's a drag, bedtime's a crime, Can't wait to be grown, do things on my time. Tonight I'll sneak out, gonna paint the town, You'll be so mad, gonna make you frown. Chorus Eat my shorts! Eat my shorts! Gonna do what I want, that's my report. You can't stop me, yummy-yum-yum, Gonna have my way, gonna have some fun! Bridge I'm not a bad kid, I just wanna play, Gonna be a star, make it big one day. So watch and learn, you'll see what I mean, Chorus Eat my shorts! Eat my shorts! Gonna do what I want, that's my report. You can't stop me, yummy-yum-yum, Gonna have my way, gonna have some fun! (fade out)