[verse] Hey there, Derek, I hope you like your game. I didn't make it just for you, but I added your name to the screen. Hey there, Derek, I'm glad that you paid me a fortune, So that you could see your name in a light, atop my epic game. [chorus] It's just for you, Derek. There's no one else out there, Who wanted their name on this rushed out game. This special edition is yours. It's just for you, Derek. Why wouldn't you want to spend, The extravagant amount you spent on this. I'm happy to make it yours. [break] [interlude] Ooh, Ooh, yeah, Derek. This is Derek's copy of the game. Yeah, Yeah. [break] [bridge] In years to come, Your grandchildren will wonder why, You spent all their inheritance, On a daft game with Derek on the screen. [break] [chorus] It's just for you, Derek. There's no one else out there, Who wanted their name on this rushed out game. This special edition is yours. (And yours alone) It's just for you, Derek. Why wouldn't you want to spend, The extravagant amount you spent on this. I'm happy to make it yours. (It's just for you) [break] [outro] But you did. And I'm glad. And my noodle fund is happy. Now your name, Derek, is on display, And you're so glad. (You are so glad.) Oh yes you're glad that you have spent so much. Thank you, Derek. [chorus] It's just for you, Derek. There's no one else out there, (nobody) Who wanted their name on this rushed out game. This special edition is yours. (It's just for you) It's just for you, Derek. Why wouldn't you want to spend, The extravagant amount you spent on this. (So much money) I'm happy to make it yours. (And yours alone)